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Two alligators were
sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to
the bigger one and said, "I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much bigger 'n
me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get
"Well," said the big
'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"
"Senators, same as
you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm Well, where do
y'all catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side
of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the
"Same here. Hmm. How
do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up
under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump
out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the sh't out of 'em, and eat
"Ah!" says the big
alligator, "I think I see your problem You ain't gettin' any real nourishment.
See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a senator, there ain't
nothin' left but an asshole and a